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Two of the worst stock market declines happened in October—in 1929 and 1987. Is the October curse spilling over to Hollywood? So far this month, four high profile celebrity splits have been announced: George Lopez and his wife, Ann; Mr. and Mrs. Christina Aguilera; Laura Dern and Ben Harper; and the latest, Courtney Cox & David Arquette.

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Comedian George Lopez and Ann Lopez were married for 17 years and have a 15-year-old daughter. Ann gave George one of her kidneys back in 2005! Their split appears to be amicable and so far, no mudslinging has occurred.

Songbird Christina Aguilera and her husband, music exec Jordan Bratman, have been married for almost five years and have a 2-year-old son. According to TMZ, Christina is the one who cheated but thanks to a pre-nup, she’ll probably get away cheap.

Actress Laura Dern (“Blue Velvet” and “Jurassic Park”) and musician husband Ben Harper married in 2005 and have two children. Harper cited irreconcilable differences in the divorce papers which Dern was supposedly blindsided by.

Finally, there’s Courtney Cox and David Arquette. It looks like Courtney isn’t David’s favorite “Friend.” After 11 years of marriage and one adorable daughter, the couple has agreed to a trial separation. But now that Arquette has spoken very openly on Howard Stern’s radio show, it seems like the end is near. Arquette revealed that the couple hasn’t had sex in four months. He accused Courtney of having an “emotional affair” with her “Cougartown” co-star, Brian Van Holt and he admitted to an affair of his own.

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An inconvenient marriage is coming to an end. After 40 years of surviving numerous senatorial and presidential races and non-stop campaigning about global warming, the marriage of Al and Tipper Gore has chilled.

The lovey dovey couple have separated and it appears to be mutual.

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The couple married four decades ago and have four grown children.  Al was a U.S. Senator as well as Vice President under Bill Clinton.  He came very close to defeating George W. Bush in the 2000 presidential election but a few hanging chads got in the way.  Those chads weighed heavily on the election and in turn Al weighed heavy.  Tipper has been his loving partner through it all but found time to place her mark on the music industry.  Her efforts resulted in the requirement to place warning labels for explicit lyrics on albums and CDs.

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Squeaky clean Tiger Woods is a bit dirty after all.  Since surviving a minor car accident on his property Thanksgiving evening, as well as a close encounter with one of his golf clubs, Tiger Woods’ world has landed in the rough.  To date, 12 women have come forward and claimed to have had an affair with the golf legend, including one with the text messages and voice mails to prove it!  It wouldn’t be surprising if the number gets higher — Tiger is known for playing 18 holes!

Tiger’s beautiful wife, the Swedish model Elin Nordegren, has apparently decided she’s had enough.  She’s moved out of their Florida home and has bought a mansion on a private island off the coast of Stockholm.

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The couple married in October 2004. They have a 2-year-old daughter and an infant son…a yacht, some mansions, and of course an iron-clad pre-nup.

They haven’t announced plans to divorce yet, and who knows they may stay together. Some media outlets have reported that Tiger made some offers to re-up the pre-nup, in effect paying Elin $60 million to stay with him for another two years.  But we need to strike while the 9-iron’s hot, so…who gets the coffin?   Cast your vote and we’ll send a Wedding Ring Coffin to the winning spouse. 

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So much for her happy ending! Pop punk star Avril Lavigne has told husband Deryck Whibley, lead singer of Sum 41, to leave their Bel-Air mansion. The couple married in 2006, but rumors of divorce have been circulating since early this year.

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On her blog, Lavinge wrote “Deryck and I have been together for six-and-a-half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. “

The couple had been working on several songs together for Avril’s upcoming CD. Apparently remaining friends does not include remaining collaborators. Word is that Lavigne wants to remove any evidence of Whibley from the CD and will be reworking the songs.

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Amy Winehouse said “no, no, no” to rehab and now she is saying “no, no more” to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil. A judge granted the couple a divorce after a 75 second hearing that neither of them attended.

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Winehouse, 25, shot to stardom after her Grammy award winning album Back To Black was released in 2006. However, her drug problems have often overshadowed her talent. The couple married in 2007, but after six months, Fielder-Civil, 27, was arrested for assault and sent to jail. During his prison stay, Blake told Amy’s father that he had introduced Amy to crack and heroin and that he needed to “let her go to save her life.” Two months later, after seeing compromising photos of Winehouse with another man in St. Lucia, Fielder-Civil filed for divorce on grounds of adulterty.

So who gets the coffin?  Now you might be thinking that the way they’ve been living, they’d both be in a coffin by now.  But we’re talking a Wedding Ring Coffin.  So cast your vote for the one you feel is most deserving and we’ll send a Wedding Ring Coffin to whoever has the most votes.  Leave a comment if you have an appropriate message to be engraved on the brass plaque.

Jon and Kate plus eight divided by two equals “Who Gets the Coffin?”

The stars of the TLC reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, are divorcing.  Kate and Jon Gosselin confirmed the rumors of their divorce on their Season 5 premiere episode.  But the show will go on!  Each parent will be filmed with the children separately as they progress through Season 5 and the demise of their marriage.

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Jon has been accused of cheating with co-eds while out on the town.  Kate has been tagged as “controlling” and “verbally abusive” to Jon as well as to her children.  A video circulating around the internet shows Kate on a break during a television interview denying her daughter a drink of water, after she has just quenched her own thirst.

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R&B singer Usher has filed for divorce from his wife of two years, Tameka Foster.  Usher and Tameka, a stylist, were married in August of 2007.   The couple have two young children together.  Usher Raymond V is 18 months and Naviyd is just six months.

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There was trouble in paradise even before they had tied the knot.  Usher’s mother strongly disapproved of Tameka and the upcoming wedding had been called off.   They eventually were married.  Tameka underwent plastic surgery in Brazil and there were complications causing Usher to cancel his tour so that he could be at her side.  That close call seemed to pull the couple together, however it wasn’t enough to keep the marriage going.  After weeks of speculation, Usher filed for divorce in Atlanta on Friday, June 12th.

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UPDATE:  The marriage is ON again, so we are temporarily closing this poll.

UPDATE #2: The marriage is OFF again, so the poll is back open. Penn, 49, is now dating 25 year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, Jessica White

Sean and Robin were married in 1996 and have two teenage children. They had previously filed for divorce in 2007, but reconciled in 2008.

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Sean, who was previously married to Madonna, is an Oscar winner for his roles in Mystic River and most recently Milk.   His extensive film credits include such memorable films as Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Taps, Dead Man Walking and I Am Sam. 

It was also a second marriage for Robin, whose most memorable role was opposite Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.

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Mad Mel has lost the passion for the Robyn. Twenty-eight years and seven kids later, Mel Gibson and his wife, Robyn, are calling it quits. The relationship seemed to fall apart after Mel’s DUI and anti-Semitic rant in July 2006. They say the split is due to irreconcilable differences, but is it really because his “lethal weapon” was where it shouldn’t be?

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There is nearly $1 billion up for grabs in the Gibson settlement and it will take a “brave heart” to part with half, as is required under California law. You can be sure that there will be a lot of ranting over that as well. But what we are ranting about is this…Who Gets The Coffin?

Cast your vote and we will send a Wedding Ring Coffin to the spouse with the most votes.