Squeaky clean Tiger Woods is a bit dirty after all.  Since surviving a minor car accident on his property Thanksgiving evening, as well as a close encounter with one of his golf clubs, Tiger Woods’ world has landed in the rough.  To date, 12 women have come forward and claimed to have had an affair with the golf legend, including one with the text messages and voice mails to prove it!  It wouldn’t be surprising if the number gets higher — Tiger is known for playing 18 holes!

Tiger’s beautiful wife, the Swedish model Elin Nordegren, has apparently decided she’s had enough.  She’s moved out of their Florida home and has bought a mansion on a private island off the coast of Stockholm.

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The couple married in October 2004. They have a 2-year-old daughter and an infant son…a yacht, some mansions, and of course an iron-clad pre-nup.

They haven’t announced plans to divorce yet, and who knows they may stay together. Some media outlets have reported that Tiger made some offers to re-up the pre-nup, in effect paying Elin $60 million to stay with him for another two years.  But we need to strike while the 9-iron’s hot, so…who gets the coffin?   Cast your vote and we’ll send a Wedding Ring Coffin to the winning spouse. 

As always, if you have an appropriate message to be engraved on the plaque, let us know in the comments.