I’ve been following the gossip about Jon and Kate Gosselin, the stars of the reality show “Jon & Kate Plus 8.”  In case you haven’t heard of the show, let me fill you in.  The “plus 8″ are Jon and Kate’s children—-a set of 8 year old twins and a set of 5 year old sextuplets (yes, that’s 6!!!) for a grand total of eight.  First, rumors started circulating about Jon having an affair with a twenty-something year old and now there are rumors about Kate having an affair with her bodyguard. 

What I can’t figure out is how either of them would have time to have an affair.  They have eight children under the age of nine.  I know women with two children who can’t find the time to shave their legs!  All I can say is if the rumors turn out to be true, I certainly hope they’re being really careful because eight is enough!