I’ve been following the gossip about Jon and Kate Gosselin, the stars of the reality show “Jon & Kate Plus 8.”  In case you haven’t heard of the show, let me fill you in.  The “plus 8″ are Jon and Kate’s children—-a set of 8 year old twins and a set of 5 year old sextuplets (yes, that’s 6!!!) for a grand total of eight.  First, rumors started circulating about Jon having an affair with a twenty-something year old and now there are rumors about Kate having an affair with her bodyguard. 

What I can’t figure out is how either of them would have time to have an affair.  They have eight children under the age of nine.  I know women with two children who can’t find the time to shave their legs!  All I can say is if the rumors turn out to be true, I certainly hope they’re being really careful because eight is enough!

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Dead man walking all the way to divorce court. The on again off again marriage of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn is officially off (again). Mr. Penn filed for a legal separation on April 23 citing irreconcilable differences.

UPDATE:  The marriage is ON again, so we are temporarily closing this poll.

UPDATE #2: The marriage is OFF again, so the poll is back open. Penn, 49, is now dating 25 year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, Jessica White

Sean and Robin were married in 1996 and have two teenage children. They had previously filed for divorce in 2007, but reconciled in 2008.

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Sean, who was previously married to Madonna, is an Oscar winner for his roles in Mystic River and most recently Milk.   His extensive film credits include such memorable films as Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Taps, Dead Man Walking and I Am Sam. 

It was also a second marriage for Robin, whose most memorable role was opposite Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump.

Cast your vote for the spouse you feel is most deserving and we will send him/her a Wedding Ring Coffin.  If you have an idea for a message to be engraved on the plaque, please let us know with a comment.