Who Gets The Coffin? Madonna or Guy Ritchie

Posted by WRC on October 16th, 2008

Oy vey! After months of speculation, Madonna “Esther” Ciccone and Guy Ritchie have decided to divorce.  Between Madonna’s 4 hour workouts, kabbalah services, and attempting to adopt another kid (as much as a mitzvah as it is), it was too much of a strain for their 7 1/2 year marriage.

Who Gets The Coffin? Guy Ritchie (72.0%, 48 Votes) Madonna (28.0%, 19 Votes) Total Voters: 67  Loading ...

So, who gets the coffin? Is the Material Girl a mensch or a meshuggina? Is Guy fercockt for wanting to divorce, or does this show his chutzpah? Vote for the spouse you feel is most deserving and we will send him or her a Wedding Ring Coffin to help them put this marriage to rest.

If you have any ideas for an appropriate engraving on the plaque, please post it as a comment.

We have closed this poll and are happy to announce that a Wedding Ring Coffin is on its way to the spouse voted most deserving by our visitors, Guy Ritchie.

Thank you for participating.

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5 Responses to “ Who Gets The Coffin? Madonna or Guy Ritchie ”

1. January 20th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
   Mavis New Says:

   Wow, thats a very crazy article for me. I like your website. Maybe you should write more articles of these type.

2. December 5th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
   admin Says:

   We have closed this poll and are happy to announce that a Wedding Ring Coffin is on it’s way to the most deserving spouse as voted by our visitors, Guy Ritchie. Thank you all for participating.

3. October 24th, 2008 at 5:43 am
   Anonymous Says:

   Guy:
   You must’ve been MADonna to marry her…

4. October 18th, 2008 at 7:35 am
   Lenny Says:

   We all live in a material world,
   and she is a bitch.

5. October 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am
   Gal Bitchie Says:

   How about this for the plaque,

   Love Don’t Live Here Anymore
   R.I.P.

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