Oy vey! After months of speculation, Madonna “Esther” Ciccone and Guy Ritchie have decided to divorce.  Between Madonna’s 4 hour workouts, kabbalah services, and attempting to adopt another kid (as much as a mitzvah as it is), it was too much of a strain for their 7 1/2 year marriage.

Who Gets The Coffin? Guy Ritchie (72.0%, 48 Votes) Madonna (28.0%, 19 Votes) Total Voters: 67  Loading ...

So, who gets the coffin? Is the Material Girl a mensch or a meshuggina? Is Guy fercockt for wanting to divorce, or does this show his chutzpah? Vote for the spouse you feel is most deserving and we will send him or her a Wedding Ring Coffin to help them put this marriage to rest.

If you have any ideas for an appropriate engraving on the plaque, please post it as a comment.

We have closed this poll and are happy to announce that a Wedding Ring Coffin is on its way to the spouse voted most deserving by our visitors, Guy Ritchie.

Thank you for participating.