I recently met a guy who made it clear he was interested in me, but I wasn’t really interested in him.  We were around the same age and had similar backgrounds.  He was a successful professional and not bad looking,  but he just didn’t seem like my type.  He seemed too serious,  too grown up for me.  After some prodding from a couple of friends, I decided to give him a chance. After a few dates, he actually started to grow on me.  “Grow on you?  What is he a fungus? ” quipped a friend.  We ended up dating for several months but in the end I realized he wasn’t my type at all.  He was boring, a workaholic, and just generally not fun.  I should have trusted my instincts—I need a fun guy, not fungi!

Sticky and Sweet ... and Wrinkled?

It’s been a week since news of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce broke.  I have to confess that my first reaction was to side with Guy.  Madonna certainly doesn’t seem like she’d be the easiest person to get along with.  Perhaps I’m letting her public persona cloud my judgment, but I’d guess she’s a bit of an egomaniac, a diva, and just generally high maintenance. Not to mention the rumors of her alleged affair with Alex Rodriguez.  So, I sided with Guy.  But that changed today when I heard a news report stating that Guy described Madonna as “old, fat, ugly, and wrinkled.”

WHAT????  If she’s old, fat, ugly, and wrinkled what does that say about the rest of us regular women???  You don’t have to like her, but you have to admit that Madonna is an inspiration to women in their 40’s and 50’s—-we can look like that!!!!  So sorry Guy, you’ve lost my support.

Oy vey! After months of speculation, Madonna “Esther” Ciccone and Guy Ritchie have decided to divorce.  Between Madonna’s 4 hour workouts, kabbalah services, and attempting to adopt another kid (as much as a mitzvah as it is), it was too much of a strain for their 7 1/2 year marriage.

Who Gets The Coffin? Guy Ritchie (72.0%, 48 Votes) Madonna (28.0%, 19 Votes) Total Voters: 67  Loading ...

So, who gets the coffin? Is the Material Girl a mensch or a meshuggina? Is Guy fercockt for wanting to divorce, or does this show his chutzpah? Vote for the spouse you feel is most deserving and we will send him or her a Wedding Ring Coffin to help them put this marriage to rest.

If you have any ideas for an appropriate engraving on the plaque, please post it as a comment.

We have closed this poll and are happy to announce that a Wedding Ring Coffin is on its way to the spouse voted most deserving by our visitors, Guy Ritchie.

Thank you for participating.

Update:  This poll has been closed and we are pleased to announce that in addition to $17M, Jo Wood will be receiving a Wedding Ring Coffin.  Thanks to all who participated.

A Rolling Stone may gather no moss, but has no problem picking up of hot ladies.

Ronnie and Jo Wood were married in 1985.  Jo became very active in Ronnie’s career working as Ronnie’s executive assistant, his personal management assistant, joint director of his music company Rockyarch and company secretary for his painting business Scream Art. And she went on every tour!

Who Gets The Coffin? Jo Wood (78.0%, 72 Votes) Ronnie Wood (22.0%, 20 Votes) Total Voters: 92  Loading ...

After his very public affair with cocktail waitress Ekaterina Ivanova, Jo has decided to divorce.  So, who gets the coffin? Now although this appears to be a hands-down “give it to Jo”, the guy is a rock-and-roll legend.  Isn’t he expected, if not required to have a little on the side? But that’s where you guys come in. Vote for the party that is more deserving and we’ll send a coffin.  If you have any plaque ideas, tell us in a comment.