After 5 years of marriage, Katie Holmes has decided to stop living with “Eyes Wide Shut” and has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise. Everyone said it was “Risky Business” when the two decided to get married. The settlement will most likely prove to be a “Mission Impossible” considering the assets involved and the custody of their only child Suri.
Cruise has previously been married and divorced twice, to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman. He is now 49 years old. An interesting note is that each divorce occurred when his wife turned 33. We’ll have to consult our Scientology charts and try to determine if there is some significance with that number. But for now, we will just play “Taps” to another failed marriage of Hollywood stars.
So…who gets the coffin? Cast your vote and we’ll send a Wedding Ring Coffin to the winning spouse.
We’ll also be giving away a Wedding Ring Coffin to the person with the most creative plaque message. Submit your plaque idea as a comment and we will pick the winner.
It’s also interesting that we couldn’t think of a single Katie Holmes movie to include in our snarky post.