Welcome to Weinerville, a new U.S. territory governed by politicians who screwed up their careers. Each one of them let their little head do more thinking than their big head and as a result, they’ve all been exiled to Weinerville. Here are the current heads of government:
President – Bill Clinton
Vice President – John Edwards
Governor – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Lt. Governor – Eliot Spitzer
Senator – Mark Sanford
Mayor – Anthony Weiner
Weinerville is home to many famous men—Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and Charlie Sheen, just to name a few. The population of Weinerville is growing rapidly and the government is expected to expand. Which politican do you expect to see on the next ballot?
Todays episode of the View featured a segment on divorce. Jill Testa, our founder, was in the audience and introduced the hosts to the Wedding Ring Coffin.
While discussing John Mellencamp’s upcoming divorce after 18 years of marriage, TMZ posed this question:
If a couple divorces after 20 years of marriage, would you consider the marriage to be a success or a failure? Was it a successful 20 year run that just ran its course or is it a failed marriage simply because it ended?
Success or failure—-let us know what you think.
To blend or not to blend, that is the question. “The Brady Bunch” looked great on TV back in the 70’s, but maybe it’s time to consider other ideas. An article in yesterday’s NY Times highlighted some couples who are taking a less traditional approach toward combining their families after divorce. What do you think?
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Who would have thought that Robert Palmer and Neil Sedaka were scientifically correct when they sang “Addicted to Love” and “Breaking Up is Hard to Do.” A new research study has shown that break ups affect the brain in ways similar to quitting an addiction like cocaine and nicotine. And just like trying to kick an addiction, the best thing to do is get as far away from the problem and all reminders of it. One of the researchers suggested throwing out cards and letters from the ex. Then it’s got to be a good idea to get rid of the wedding ring in divorce situations. So it isn’t really much of a stretch to say that the Wedding Ring Coffin is scientifically proven to help people get over the emotional trauma of divorce, right?
